11 Things Kids Love But Parents Secretly Wish Didn’t Exist
The life of a parent with a small child is filled with joy, chaos, and endless cuddles. There are also moments of mild frustration, confusion, or even bafflement. The market is flooded with products, toys, and activities that are designed to “make your life easier” and “keep your kids entertained.” However, some of these items can be expensive, stressful, and even dangerous.
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As a parent who has experienced the highs (and lows) of toddlerhood, I am here to share some laughs (and a collective groan about classic children’s favorites that drive us crazy as parents, despite being loved by our kids. Here is my list of the 11 things that kids love, but parents wish didn’t even exist.
1. Bubbles: Magical, but Messy Mayhem
Oh, bubbles! Bubbles are glistening, sparkling orbs that children chase around with joy. Parents, beware, as these bubbles can often cause a mess beyond all logic.
Imagine this: Your toddler insists on “doing it themselves,” and before you know it, the entire bottle has been spilled onto the floor. Your toddler’s face, hands, and possibly even the dog are covered in soap, your sticky liquid.
Bubbles are a pure delight for children, but what about parents? Bubbles can be a surprise and d exhausting cleaning mission for parents.
2. Lolly Bags – Tiny Treasure Troves of Terror
Parents often find that the candy bags they receive at events or parties look innocent. But for them, these bags are a Pandora’s Box. The confetti-spouting whistles, blowers, and poppers are among the candy-filled bags.
Confetti. Everywhere.
The tiny, noisy favors leave glittery paper pieces all over your carpeting, furniture, and clothes. They’ll be found months later on couches, or even in the laundry. What’s worse? What’s worse?
Even though kids enjoy these colorful, loud items, their parents end up cleaning the carnage of confetti and begging for quiet.
3. Glitter, the Sparkly Menace
Glitter is the subject of a love-hate relationship. Glitter is beautiful, sparkling, and transforms any project into a stunning masterpiece. It’s a powerful force once it gets into your home.
It’s impossible to remove glitter from surfaces, clothes, toys, skin, or even vacuum cleaners. It adheres to surfaces, clothes, toys, and skin. It will be on your couch, in your car, or even months later. It will multiply if you wash it down the sink.
Glitter is a magical thing for kids. Parents? This is a sparkly nightmare.
4. Video Arcades, The Fun that Costs a Fortune
Video arcades are a lot of fun. They have bright lights, exciting games, flashing sounds, and prizes. Parents love to watch their children have fun, but the real cost of arcade games can be shocking.
It can seem like a fool’s game to spend $25 on tokens and then get a few tickets that are barely enough to buy a small sticker or bouncy ball. It’s undeniable that kids have a great time playing games and enjoying the experience, but parents often wonder if it is worth the cost.
The classic dilemma is: you spend money on entertainment or priceless memories? Spoiler alert: Kids will always choose memories over entertainment, and parents will always sigh at the price.
5. Claw Machines – The Rigged Temptation
Claw machines can be a real tease. You know that they are rigged. Everyone knows that they are rigged. Yet those oversized stuffed toys–Minions and unicorns–and cartoon characters are irresistible.
Parents have all experienced that moment of “just one more time” when their children beg to win the prize. The claw barely grabs the prize after you carefully maneuver it.
The allure of the claw machine is irresistible for kids, but frustrating to parents. Each attempt is a rollercoaster ride of frustration and hope because the “rigged” feel makes it seem like you’re playing against the odds.
6. Tickle Me Elmo: The Sound Never Ends
You’ll know the cycle of love-hate if you’ve owned Tickle Me Elmo. These toys captivate toddlers who laugh, giggle, and respond to tickles. What about parents? The music is mild torture.
We had four Elmos in our home, and they all met their end in the bathtub. Elmo’s not the only talking doll that can make parents crazy.
The batteries die right as you are about to enjoy some peace. They never stop speaking, they repeat the same phrases over and over, and they seem to be unable to shut up. It’s fun for children, but a nightmare for parents.
7. How Much is it for Five Lollies in a Dispenser? No Thanks.
At first, a lolly dispenser might seem like an excellent idea. Easy! Just pop in a coin and get your lollies. It’s a money pit for parents.
These dispensers are a great way to drain your wallet. Kids quickly get the hang of it and will pester you until they have “just one more.”
They’re great for quick snacks, but their cost and sugar rush make them a guilt-inducing treat (mainly for parents).
8. Music Instruments: Noise Vs. Talent
Every parent hopes that their child will play a musical instrument well. Before that dream becomes a reality, your child will first discover an instrument and play it loudly and often.
Beginners can find it difficult to use musical instruments, whether they are a small keyboard, a tiny recorder, or a drum. Recorder practice at 7 am on Sunday? Instant headache.
We support our budding musicians’ practice and understand its importance, but the volume of repetition can sometimes test our patience.
9. Jumping Castles: Fun but Pricey
The jumping castle is a great addition to any birthday party. These colorful inflatables are a hit with kids who love to bounce, flip, and giggle inside.
The jumping castles that are available at fairs and events can be expensive. For example, they may cost $4 per three minutes. They’re so big, you can’t avoid them.
Parents often have to calculate how many jumps are “worth” their money and keep up with the sugar-fueled kids.
10. Musical Carousels: Germy Ubiquitous Ride
Shopping centres, supermarkets, and even outside of supermarkets, you can find musical carousels everywhere. They are everywhere.
There are many shapes to choose from: trains, planes, motorbikes, and even popular characters such as the Wiggles. Kids get a few minutes of fun for a couple of dollars, but parents have a heart attack when they think about all the germs on each handle and seat.
The rides are adorable, fun, and irresistible, but they also present a dilemma for parents: pay up or avoid the germ-infested ride?
Pro tip: Tell your children that the red light at the top of the ride means it is broken, and you can save money. Sorry, but not sorry!
11. The Never-ending Mess (Bonus!)
It’s important to mention the mess that kids make when they play with these “fun” items. Parents spend their days cleaning up the mess left by these little joys.
Parenting is a challenge and a joy, but there are times when you wish that some of the mess-makers were banned for just a day.
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These things are there despite the noise, mess, and cost because they bring joy, excitement, and wonder to children. Let’s face it: the smiles and laughter are worth it, even if you have to scrape glitter off the ceiling or insert another coin in a claw machine.
Parenting is an amazing mix of chaos, love, humor, and patience. It’s important to laugh at these little irritations and to remember that even though they can drive us insane, these children’s favorites create lasting memories.
Next time your child insists on blowing bubbles or you are caught up in a whirlwind filled with confetti, poppers, and infettii, smile, take a breath, and remember that this too shall pass.
